1-900-HOTDOG
April 2026 Illustrated Podcast Roundup
March 2026
I illustrated April’s podcast roundup around Martin Kovember.
Publication credit: Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 271: Judge & Jury with Dirk Marshall
Seanbaby kicks off Martin Kove Month with Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall. We’re talking about Judge & Jury, the one where Martin Kove fights a satanic Bugs Bunny because he didn’t murder his wife. It’ll make more sense when you watch it. Sorry we lied to you last sentence.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 272: Hard Time on Planet Earth with Zak Koonce
Brockway and Seanbaby invite Zak Koonce to a strange planet called Earth, land of the meat tubes. We’re talking about Martin Kove’s fish-out-water alien TV series, specifically the episode where he becomes a hot dog themed amateur wrestler to save criminal children. It’s Martin Kove, it wasn’t going to be normal.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 273: A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia Bugg
Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest Lydia Bugg for revenge. Sweet revenge! Revenge on Brockway for making them all watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle for Martin Kove Month. Martin Kove is barely in it, wrestling is barely in it, Christmas isn’t really in it at all, and it is not technically a movie.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 274: Project Shadowchaser with Merritt K
Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by chaser expert, Merritt K, for another installment of Martin Kove Month! Project Shadowchaser is sort of Terminator, sort of Die Hard, a little bit Demolition Man, some Escape from LA, a dash of- this is taking too long. There’s about 20 movies in here and they all hate each other.
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- Thomas Hawkins
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- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
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- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
BIGFEETS — Episode 68: The Great Skull Wall
It’s Mountain Monsters’ most kick-ass title yet. There’s no way this can disappoint! It’s probably great. It’s gotta have skulls. It… it has to at least have a wall, right?
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- Thomas Hawkins
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- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
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- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
BIGFEETS — Episode 69: What’s a Smoke Wolf
This season the AIMS Team went back to their roots, and simply tried to prove that normal wolves might live in West Virginia. They forgot about bigfoot. They forgot about rogue teams. They forgot about Huckleberry’s erotic showers. They forgot what wolves were. Wait, what was that last one? Nevermind. It’s probably not important.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
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- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
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- Approved April 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
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Thom’s Stuff
Thomas Hawkins
Thom draws the illustrated podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG and makes other things when the table permits.
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Kat’s Corner
KATONKRITA.EXE
Kat draws things she likes.
- Status
- Current Kankri concentration: CRITICAL
- Upload schedule
- Conceptually present
Selected Things
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STATUS: NOT PUBLIC
Junior Lab
The junior operators make things too.
Their work goes online when they decide it does.
Current laboratory condition:
Glitter containment failure
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Convenience, allegedly
KZ MART
Scan the extremely ordinary shopping before the clock gives up.
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Register closed. Snack subsystem online.
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You clicked it.
This is now paperwork.
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Run
Run
Type the name of a KatZat program.
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Run
That command is not available.
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Run command help
zat- Launch ZAT.EXE.
kat- Open Kat’s application.
hotdog- Open the 1-900-HOTDOG Dialer.
kz- Open System Properties.
recycle- Open the Recycle Bin.
screensaver- Start KZBOUNCE.SCR.
help- Open this document.
kankri- Open Kat’s Preliminary Clarification Wizard.
homestuck- Estimate the explanation time.
hack the planet- Open PLANET.EXE.
taskmgr- Open Task Manager.
kzmart- Open KZ MART.
alchemy- Open ALCHEMY.EXE.
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Zat Properties
Zat Properties
- Name:
- Zat
- Status:
- Idle
- Mood:
- Content
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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer
Ready
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Sketch Graveyard
Recycle Bin
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README.TXT
Nothing in here bites. Usually.
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About This Extremely Normal Computer
KatZat Studios Family Computer
KatZat Home Edition
- Version:
- 3.0.2
- Status:
- Nothing is technically on fire
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Preliminary Clarification Wizard
Before Kat explains this, several preliminary distinctions must be acknowledged.
Step 1 of 413
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Estimated explanation time: 6 days, 12 hours.
Continue?
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KANKRI.TXT
PRELIMINARY CLARIFICATION NOTES
Before beginning, it is important to distinguish the introduction from the preparation for the introduction. They are different folders.
This document is still gathering the necessary context required to explain why it requires so much context.
Please acknowledge that your previous acknowledgement has been acknowledged.
You are now adequately prepared to begin preparing.
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Planet status: unhacked
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Network Identity
Current identity: GUEST
Probably you.
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Task Manager
Processes: Too many. Cooperation: Limited.
- hyperfocus.exe
- dinner.exe
- forty_seven_tabs.exe
- where_are_my_keys.dll
- zat.exe
- sid_6.7.exe
Select a process to end.
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ALCHEMY.EXE
Put two files in the circle and begin the exchange.
Exchange pending.
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