About
KatZat Studios is a neurodivergent family creative space.
We have too many interests and not enough horizontal surfaces. We make crafts, woodburning, games, code, digital art, and whatever else seemed like a good idea five minutes ago.
The kids make things too. Their work stays off the public internet until they decide otherwise.
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Thom’s Stuff
Thomas Hawkins
Thom draws the illustrated podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG and makes other things when the table permits.
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Kat’s Corner
KATONKRITA.EXE
Kat draws things she likes.
- Status
- Current Kankri concentration: CRITICAL
- Upload schedule
- Conceptually present
Selected Things
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STATUS: NOT PUBLIC
Junior Lab
The junior operators make things too.
Their work goes online when they decide it does.
Current laboratory condition:
Glitter containment failure
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Convenience, allegedly
KZ MART
Scan the extremely ordinary shopping before the clock gives up.
15seconds0scanned
Register closed. Snack subsystem online.
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You clicked it.
This is now paperwork.
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Run
Run
Type the name of a KatZat program.
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Run
That command is not available.
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Run command help
zat- Launch ZAT.EXE.
kat- Open Kat’s application.
hotdog- Open the 1-900-HOTDOG Dialer.
kz- Open System Properties.
recycle- Open the Recycle Bin.
screensaver- Start KZBOUNCE.SCR.
help- Open this document.
kankri- Open Kat’s Preliminary Clarification Wizard.
homestuck- Estimate the explanation time.
hack the planet- Open PLANET.EXE.
taskmgr- Open Task Manager.
kzmart- Open KZ MART.
alchemy- Open ALCHEMY.EXE.
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Zat Properties
Zat Properties
- Name:
- Zat
- Status:
- Idle
- Mood:
- Content
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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer
Ready
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Sketch Graveyard
Recycle Bin
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README.TXT
Nothing in here bites. Usually.
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About This Extremely Normal Computer
KatZat Studios Family Computer
KatZat Home Edition
- Version:
- 3.0.2
- Status:
- Nothing is technically on fire
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Preliminary Clarification Wizard
Before Kat explains this, several preliminary distinctions must be acknowledged.
Step 1 of 413
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Estimated explanation time: 6 days, 12 hours.
Continue?
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KANKRI.TXT
PRELIMINARY CLARIFICATION NOTES
Before beginning, it is important to distinguish the introduction from the preparation for the introduction. They are different folders.
This document is still gathering the necessary context required to explain why it requires so much context.
Please acknowledge that your previous acknowledgement has been acknowledged.
You are now adequately prepared to begin preparing.
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Planet status: unhacked
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Network Identity
Current identity: GUEST
Probably you.
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Task Manager
Processes: Too many. Cooperation: Limited.
- hyperfocus.exe
- dinner.exe
- forty_seven_tabs.exe
- where_are_my_keys.dll
- zat.exe
- sid_6.7.exe
Select a process to end.
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ALCHEMY.EXE
Put two files in the circle and begin the exchange.
Exchange pending.
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