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The Internet

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Outside

The Internet

Bluesky@katzatstudios.com Instagram@katzatstudio Kat@katonkrita TikTok@katzat.studios

Network Properties

Status: online-ish

Special-interest bandwidth: Unlimited/links/

Bluesky — @katzatstudios.com

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Open Profile

Instagram — @katzatstudio

Open Profile

A tabby kitten peeks out of a cardboard soda box wrapped in clear plastic.

Friends

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A purple-frosted birthday cake decorated with butterflies and a gold number ten.

Ten

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An illustration of three men against orange, blue, and green abstract shapes.

Podcast day

Open on Instagram

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How Did This Happen?

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How Did This Happen?

Open Profile

We forgot to record the part where we knew what we were doing.

Open @katzat.studios

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Image Viewer

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Open Original Post Open Postcard Open Parent Roundup

File → Properties

Parent roundup
Creator
Credit
Provenance
Description source
Content hash
Synchronized

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Thom’s Stuff

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Thom’s Stuff

Thomas Hawkins

Thom draws the illustrated podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG and makes other things when the table permits.

1-900-HOTDOGIllustrated Podcast Roundups

Thom at 1-900-HOTDOG

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KATONKRITA.EXE

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Kat’s Corner

KATONKRITA.EXE

@katonkrita

Kat draws things she likes.

Status: Current Kankri concentration: CRITICAL
Upload schedule: Conceptually present

Selected Things

A pale-green commission sheet with a purple-haired cartoon figure and handwritten prices.

2026 commission sheet

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A purple horned character holding two knives in a dark forest.

Watermarked drawing

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A mint-green text graphic inviting fictional-character doodle requests for the holidays.

Holiday doodle requests

Open on Instagram

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Junior Lab

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STATUS: NOT PUBLIC

Junior Lab

The junior operators make things too.
Their work goes online when they decide it does.

Current laboratory condition:
Glitter containment failure

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KZ MART

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Convenience, allegedly

KZ MART

Scan the extremely ordinary shopping before the clock gives up.

15seconds0scanned

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DO NOT CLICK

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You clicked it.

This is now paperwork.

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Run

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Run

Type the name of a KatZat program.

Open:

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Program not found

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Run

That command is not available.

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RUNHELP.TXT — Notepad

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Run command help

zat: Launch ZAT.EXE.
kat: Open Kat’s application.
hotdog: Open the 1-900-HOTDOG Dialer.
kz: Open System Properties.
recycle: Open the Recycle Bin.
screensaver: Start KZBOUNCE.SCR.
help: Open this document.
kankri: Open Kat’s Preliminary Clarification Wizard.
homestuck: Estimate the explanation time.
hack the planet: Open PLANET.EXE.
taskmgr: Open Task Manager.
kzmart: Open KZ MART.
alchemy: Open ALCHEMY.EXE.

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Zat Properties

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Zat Properties

Name:: Zat
Status:: Idle
Mood:: Content

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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer

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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer

Ready

Number

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Incoming Transmission

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Incoming Transmission

Waiting for artwork

Parent roundup:

Open Roundup Open Postcard

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Recycle Bin — Sketch Graveyard

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Sketch Graveyard

Recycle Bin

Ready

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README.TXT — Notepad

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README.TXT

Nothing in here bites. Usually.

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Scrap Viewer

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Scrap preview

Open File

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About This Extremely Normal Computer

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KatZat Studios Family Computer

KatZat Home Edition

Version:: 3.0.2
Status:: Nothing is technically on fire

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Preliminary Clarification Wizard

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Preliminary Clarification Wizard

Before Kat explains this, several preliminary distinctions must be acknowledged.

Step 1 of 413

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An Extremely Brief Estimate

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Estimated explanation time: 6 days, 12 hours.

Continue?

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KANKRI.TXT — Notepad

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KANKRI.TXT

PRELIMINARY CLARIFICATION NOTES

Before beginning, it is important to distinguish the introduction from the preparation for the introduction. They are different folders.

This document is still gathering the necessary context required to explain why it requires so much context.

Please acknowledge that your previous acknowledgement has been acknowledged.

You are now adequately prepared to begin preparing.

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PLANET.EXE

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HACK THE PLANET

Planet status: unhacked

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Network Identity

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Network Identity

Current identity: GUEST

Probably you.

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Task Manager — Probably

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Task Manager

Processes: Too many. Cooperation: Limited.

hyperfocus.exe
dinner.exe
forty_seven_tabs.exe
where_are_my_keys.dll
zat.exe
sid_6.7.exe

Select a process to end.

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ALCHEMY.EXE

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ALCHEMY.EXE

Put two files in the circle and begin the exchange.

Exchange pending.

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