1-900-HOTDOG
March 2026 Illustrated Podcast Roundup
February 2026
I illustrated March’s podcast roundup with Heartland-inspired sexy cowboys.
Approach: Heartland-inspired sexy cowboys.
Publication credit: Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 267: Six Million Dollar Man vs. Bigfoot with Alex Schmidt
Seanbaby and Brockway invite Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Alex Schmidt on the podcast for an endurance challenge. Three comedians, one bigfoot, five episodes of the Six Million Dollar Man. You do the math. It’s 17, right? It feels like 17.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 268: Deathrow with Rusty Shackles
Resident Hot Dog artist Rusty Shackles joins Brockway and Seanbaby to talk about Deathrow, another Blue Comet comic title from everyone’s favorite page-eater, Craig Stormon. This time he’s tackling the gritty ’90s with multiple Robocops!
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 269: Deathrow Part 2 with Rusty Shackles
Brockway and Seanbaby drag Rusty Shackles back to the Blue Comet offices to talk about Deathrow Issue #2, where everything turns into jetcycles and Detective Hank Blood can’t do a god damn thing right.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 270: Mary Beth’s Bean Bag World with Fryda Wolff
Seanbaby got Brockway and Fryda Wolff to agree to this podcast before telling them it was about Beanie Babies. They thought it might be about hacky sacks or novelty chairs, how could they have known it was about tragedy bears?
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
BIGFEETS — Episode 66: K-9 Tracks by the Grave
Nothing happens in this one that isn’t directly related to Wild Bill’s penis. It’s the best episode they’ve ever made.
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
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- Open source image
BIGFEETS — Episode 67: The Red-Eyed Beast
In this episode there might be a dragon, there might be a sasquatch Jacob Marley, there might be some career-ending injuries. But there is definitely a real beast, and the AIMS Team actually catch it! Holy shit, take a lab, boys! Sorry, I think that should be “take a lap.” N-no?
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- Creator
- Thomas Hawkins
- Credit
- Thomas Hawkins for 1-900-HOTDOG
- Provenance
- Approved March 2026 roundup illustration; its publication, source image, and postcard destination are recorded here.
- Source image
- Open source image
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Thom’s Stuff
Thomas Hawkins
Thom draws the illustrated podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG and makes other things when the table permits.
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Kat’s Corner
KATONKRITA.EXE
Kat draws things she likes.
- Status
- Current Kankri concentration: CRITICAL
- Upload schedule
- Conceptually present
Selected Things
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STATUS: NOT PUBLIC
Junior Lab
The junior operators make things too.
Their work goes online when they decide it does.
Current laboratory condition:
Glitter containment failure
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Convenience, allegedly
KZ MART
Scan the extremely ordinary shopping before the clock gives up.
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Register closed. Snack subsystem online.
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You clicked it.
This is now paperwork.
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Run
Run
Type the name of a KatZat program.
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Run
That command is not available.
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Run command help
zat- Launch ZAT.EXE.
kat- Open Kat’s application.
hotdog- Open the 1-900-HOTDOG Dialer.
kz- Open System Properties.
recycle- Open the Recycle Bin.
screensaver- Start KZBOUNCE.SCR.
help- Open this document.
kankri- Open Kat’s Preliminary Clarification Wizard.
homestuck- Estimate the explanation time.
hack the planet- Open PLANET.EXE.
taskmgr- Open Task Manager.
kzmart- Open KZ MART.
alchemy- Open ALCHEMY.EXE.
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Zat Properties
Zat Properties
- Name:
- Zat
- Status:
- Idle
- Mood:
- Content
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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer
Ready
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Sketch Graveyard
Recycle Bin
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README.TXT
Nothing in here bites. Usually.
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About This Extremely Normal Computer
KatZat Studios Family Computer
KatZat Home Edition
- Version:
- 3.0.2
- Status:
- Nothing is technically on fire
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Preliminary Clarification Wizard
Before Kat explains this, several preliminary distinctions must be acknowledged.
Step 1 of 413
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Estimated explanation time: 6 days, 12 hours.
Continue?
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KANKRI.TXT
PRELIMINARY CLARIFICATION NOTES
Before beginning, it is important to distinguish the introduction from the preparation for the introduction. They are different folders.
This document is still gathering the necessary context required to explain why it requires so much context.
Please acknowledge that your previous acknowledgement has been acknowledged.
You are now adequately prepared to begin preparing.
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Planet status: unhacked
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Network Identity
Current identity: GUEST
Probably you.
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Task Manager
Processes: Too many. Cooperation: Limited.
- hyperfocus.exe
- dinner.exe
- forty_seven_tabs.exe
- where_are_my_keys.dll
- zat.exe
- sid_6.7.exe
Select a process to end.
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ALCHEMY.EXE
Put two files in the circle and begin the exchange.
Exchange pending.
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