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Illustrated Podcast Roundups

I illustrate the podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG,
usually in a different style each time.

  • April 2026 Illustrated Podcast Roundup6 illustrations March 2026 1-900-HOTDOG
  • March 2026 Illustrated Podcast Roundup6 illustrations February 2026 1-900-HOTDOG
  • February 2026 Illustrated Podcast Roundup6 illustrations January 2026 1-900-HOTDOG
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Things You Can Buy With Money
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Things You Can Buy With Money

  • Two men in hot dog costumes flank a gesturing man whose speech bubble shows Martin Kove.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 271: Judge & Jury with Dirk MarshallApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • Two men in hot dog costumes flank a suited guest whose speech bubble shows Martin Kove and a pink cartoon shape.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 272: Hard Time on Planet Earth with Zak KoonceApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A woman in a blue dress swings a bat between two men in hot dog costumes as a speech bubble shows Martin Kove and a broken Christmas tree.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 273: A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia BuggApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A tattooed fighter strikes one hot dog-costumed man while another lies on the floor thinking of Martin Kove.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 274: Project Shadowchaser with Merritt KApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • At night, a bearded outdoorsman points toward a wall covered in skulls beside a warning sign nailed to a tree.BIGFEETS — Episode 68: The Great Skull WallApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A bearded outdoorsman sits by a campfire while a smoky black wolf with glowing eyes looms beside him.BIGFEETS — Episode 69: What’s a Smoke WolfApril 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A western cartoon of a shirtless red-mohawk cowboy, a reclining cowboy, and a bespectacled man on a shaggy animal body.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 267: Six Million Dollar Man vs. Bigfoot with Alex SchmidtMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A western card game with three men, one holding a metal claw and another wearing an oversized cowboy hat.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 268: Deathrow with Rusty ShacklesMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A second western card game with three men, a metal claw, and an oversized cowboy hat.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 269: Deathrow Part 2 with Rusty ShacklesMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A western cartoon of three men in a chaotic rodeo pose beneath a giant floating glove.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 270: Mary Beth’s Bean Bag World with Fryda WolffMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A muscular outdoorsman flexes behind a “too powerful” censor notice beside a smiling cartoon hot dog.BIGFEETS — Episode 66: K-9 Tracks by the GraveMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • A bearded outdoorsman in cropped overalls adjusts his hat in tall grass.BIGFEETS — Episode 67: The Red-Eyed BeastMarch 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • Vampire-style portraits of Seanbaby, Zak Koonce, and Robert Brockway on aged paper.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 263: Automan Goes to Zippers with Zak KoonceFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • Vampire-style portraits of Seanbaby, Lydia Bugg, and Robert Brockway on aged paper.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 264: The Rock ’N Roll Sports Classic with Lydia BuggFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • Vampire-style portraits of Seanbaby, Merritt K, and Robert Brockway on aged paper.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 265: Mister T with Merritt KFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • Vampire-style portraits of Seanbaby, Meagan Brockway, and Robert Brockway on aged paper.DOGG ZZONE 9000 — Episode 266: Sampson and Sally with Meagan BrockwayFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • An open crayon Valentine showing a tiny person, a cat, hearts, and a joke about the Cherokee Death Cat.BIGFEETS — Episode 64: The Twisted TorchFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
  • An open crayon Valentine showing an umbrella, a heart, and small figures beside a joke about a rogue team.BIGFEETS — Episode 65: The Wolves of West VirginiaFebruary 2026 Illustrated Podcast RoundupOpen Postcard
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Thom’s Stuff
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Thom’s Stuff

Thomas Hawkins

Thom draws the illustrated podcast roundups for 1-900-HOTDOG and makes other things when the table permits.

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KATONKRITA.EXE
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Kat’s Corner

KATONKRITA.EXE

@katonkrita

Kat draws things she likes.

Status
Current Kankri concentration: CRITICAL
Upload schedule
Conceptually present

Selected Things

A pale-green commission sheet with a purple-haired cartoon figure and handwritten prices.

2026 commission sheet

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A purple horned character holding two knives in a dark forest.

Watermarked drawing

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A mint-green text graphic inviting fictional-character doodle requests for the holidays.

Holiday doodle requests

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Junior Lab
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STATUS: NOT PUBLIC

Junior Lab

The junior operators make things too.
Their work goes online when they decide it does.

Current laboratory condition:
Glitter containment failure

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KZ MART
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Convenience, allegedly

KZ MART

Scan the extremely ordinary shopping before the clock gives up.

15seconds0scanned

Register closed. Snack subsystem online.

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DO NOT CLICK
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You clicked it.

This is now paperwork.

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Run
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Run

Type the name of a KatZat program.

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Program not found
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Run

That command is not available.

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RUNHELP.TXT — Notepad
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Run command help

zat
Launch ZAT.EXE.
kat
Open Kat’s application.
hotdog
Open the 1-900-HOTDOG Dialer.
kz
Open System Properties.
recycle
Open the Recycle Bin.
screensaver
Start KZBOUNCE.SCR.
help
Open this document.
kankri
Open Kat’s Preliminary Clarification Wizard.
homestuck
Estimate the explanation time.
hack the planet
Open PLANET.EXE.
taskmgr
Open Task Manager.
kzmart
Open KZ MART.
alchemy
Open ALCHEMY.EXE.
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Zat Properties
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Zat Properties

Name:
Zat
Status:
Idle
Mood:
Content
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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer
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1-900-HOTDOG Dialer

Ready

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Incoming Transmission
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Incoming Transmission

Waiting for artwork

Parent roundup:

Open Roundup Open Postcard
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Recycle Bin — Sketch Graveyard
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Sketch Graveyard

Recycle Bin

Ready
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README.TXT — Notepad
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README.TXT

Nothing in here bites. Usually.

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Scrap Viewer
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Scrap preview

Open File
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About This Extremely Normal Computer
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KatZat KZ mark

KatZat Studios Family Computer

KatZat Home Edition

Version:
3.0.2
Status:
Nothing is technically on fire
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Preliminary Clarification Wizard
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Preliminary Clarification Wizard

Before Kat explains this, several preliminary distinctions must be acknowledged.

Step 1 of 413

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An Extremely Brief Estimate
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Estimated explanation time: 6 days, 12 hours.

Continue?

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KANKRI.TXT — Notepad
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KANKRI.TXT

PRELIMINARY CLARIFICATION NOTES

Before beginning, it is important to distinguish the introduction from the preparation for the introduction. They are different folders.

This document is still gathering the necessary context required to explain why it requires so much context.

Please acknowledge that your previous acknowledgement has been acknowledged.

You are now adequately prepared to begin preparing.

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PLANET.EXE
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HACK THE PLANET

Planet status: unhacked

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Network Identity
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Network Identity

Current identity: GUEST

Probably you.

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Task Manager — Probably
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Task Manager

Processes: Too many. Cooperation: Limited.

  • hyperfocus.exe
  • dinner.exe
  • forty_seven_tabs.exe
  • where_are_my_keys.dll
  • zat.exe
  • sid_6.7.exe

Select a process to end.

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ALCHEMY.EXE
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ALCHEMY.EXE

Put two files in the circle and begin the exchange.

+

Exchange pending.

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Press any key or touch the screen to close the screensaver.

★ KZ! ★
KatZat Home Edition
  • KatZat
  • THE PILE
  • THOM
  • KAT
  • JUNIOR LAB
  • 1-900-HOTDOG
  • THE INTERNET
  • KZ MART
  • WHO_ARE_YOU_PEOPLE.TXT
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